The Super Soaker company has done something awful
Because apparently the sexual innuendo already in existence for those things wasn't enough. It needed to be spelled out, I guess.
Maybe the R&D people over there were pondering all the gross toys kids liked and concluded that toy manufacturers weren't trying hard enough
Maybe one of the guys was watching porn on company time and created this as a means to prove that it really was for "research purposes" like he said it was when he got caught.
I suspect that in the next year there will come a bigger model (pun oh so very much intended) and the kids who buy that one will brag about it and make fun of the kids with the smaller ones.
Boys who under-pump before firing and only emit a small spurt will be consoled by their target. "Oh that's ok... that happens to a lot of boys"
What's next? we've seen dolls that wet themselves. Maybe a Barbie that bleeds once a month? A Paris Hilton doll that reveals telltale stains when you put it in hot water?
Why oh why oh why are they selling kids a bukkake toy?