In case that happens to mean anything.
was talking to Jason earlier. He did something random for the weekend and I figured I'd run with that idea.
Found a forum with a bunch of those "do it" jokes and I thought I'd share
Apparently there are some fairly obvious ones that no one has done yet. For instance I have yet to see
Punk rockers do it themselves.
Geeks do in strange ways that no one of normal mind would think of, and sometimes while wearing costumes
Method actors do it under false pretenses
Gamers do it while caffeinated
Quantum physicists do it, in theory (and for that matter, Schrodinger's Cat does it in a box, if he's alive that is)
Bob Barker does it if the price is right
Lawyers do it for 500 dollars an hour
Chuck Norris does it in a way that is totally blown out of proportion by too many people on the Internet I mean seriously Bruce Lee was at least twenty billion times more badass than that brain-dead karate chopping badge wearing motherfucker (see previous post).
Feel free to leave any ones you come up with in the comments if you like.
Also: And let me preface this by saying that it's probably an awful thing to say....
Consider this. In boxing, a punch to the back of the head, just below where the spine meets the skull, is called a rabbit punch. The same punch, if delivered during sex, is called a donkey punch. Since rabbits are more often associated with sex than donkeys, shouldn't the two be reversed?
A Note: Neither Ramblings of an Idle Insomniac nor its host nor its affiliates condone the practices of rabbit/donkey punching. Do not do this at home, in the boxing ring, in your office, in the library, in an alley, in an airplane bathroom, in the car, underneath a waterfall, etc. as it can cause damage to the brain stem and also everyone will know you thereafter to be a jerk. Also the supposed perks to the practice are a myth, unless the person you happen to be having sex/boxing with is Ann Coulter. And dear god do I hope it's the latter.
OK, so I'll catch you all later if you don't hate me now. Peace