Saw this over at Vesper's and couldn't resist.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about EsotericWombat!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on EsotericWombat with his left foot.
- Czar Paul I banished EsotericWombat to Siberia for marching out of step!
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are EsotericWombat!
- You should always store EsotericWombat in an airtight container in the fridge.
- EsotericWombat cannot jump.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing EsotericWombat!
- If you break EsotericWombat, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- EsotericWombat is the world's largest rodent.
- EsotericWombat is only six percent water!
- EsotericWombat is incapable of sleep!
Also, I ran my profile pic through a website that matches your face to celebrity faces that Shayna directed me towards. There were some pretty awesome results, such as David Beckham and Jim Carrey. I'm not quite sure what I categorize Hugh Grant as, but he was a result as well.
It also listed female results, such as, in my case, Naomi Watts, Selma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson and... umm... Britney Spears.
I then loaded in another photo, resulting in Billy Bob Thorton, Joaquin Phoenix, and David Beckham again. So I guess its telling me that I look like Beckham. I could do worse. On the female side it turned up some actress from Israel named Agam Rudberg who is, well, way hot.
So, that's all for now. Oh wait... no it isn't... This man has some kind words about a few of us. I was only just now pointed to his blog by Alice and found myself mentioned in the top post. Eerie.
Now that's all. I think... maybe. I'll keep you all on the up and up.
UPDATE:
Wrong again. Randy Miholland who writes and draws Something Positive and who I got to hang out with the other day stabbed me in the fucking gut. Click here. Necessary Backstory: Fred needs to tell his wife that he's been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Read all three comics and report back at once.
I mean, I don't know how any of you take this, but as someone who's been reading the strip for coming up on five years, holy fuck
Oooh! Numero uno! Good ego boost day for this fragile bohemian! I am shocked, SHOCKED, to be mentioned on the mystery man's blog!
ReplyDeleteMe like!
Makes me feel famous. Should I have an acceptance speech ready? I am not that much into the Oscars, although I love to watch, (yes, I am an alternative living, bean sprout eating, drama loving bohemian who has some mainstream vices and loves fashion... I am a disgrace! I shower, I wax and I don't smell either! *GASP*), and yes, I already know how I would accept my Oscar... it would be improvised and I would be oh so shocked! SHOCKED I SAY! I hate the prepared speeches. I wanna be nutty and emotional and make people cry...
Wait... can't remember what I was going to say originally! You make the rambler in me come out... hmmmm... why is that? ;-P
Can't really comment on the comic book thang... I am not up to date on it and I would sound like one ignorant boho, which I am... I would rather admit this from the getgo...
David Beckham... you are yummier... you have kindness and compassion in your face and strength to your words for a young male... not to put down young males but let us just say that there are many out there that give y'all a bad name...
Yeah, that was how I felt. I'd love to see your Oscar speech. Hopefully I'd be there.
ReplyDeleteBohemia is a state of mind, I think. There is nothing wrong with a washed, waxed, Bohemian.
I hope you remember what you were going to say.
Well, I'm all kinds of flattered that you think I give us a good name. ^_^
That's Dan and he is cool.
ReplyDeleteAlso I don't follow that comic guy so which one of those comics were you referring to?
I'm glad you liked your psychology class; that's a positive.
Remind me not to break you.
1 Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in shayna!
ReplyDelete2 Michelangelo finished his great statue of shayna in 1504, after eighteen months work.
3 Finding shayna on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
4 The opposite sides of shayna always add up to seven.
5 Research indicates that shayna will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
6 The average duration of sexual intercourse for shayna is two minutes.
7 Europe is the only continent that lacks shayna.
8 Reindeer like to eat shayna!
9 Shayna was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
10 The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by shayna as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
NUMBER 6 SHOULD SAY AT LEAST 2 HOURS... I AM WAAAAY BETTER THAN 2 MINUTES... LOL! :)