Ok, so this might seem kinda weird...

I was chatting with a friend and at some point I said "Wouldn't it be funny if I had 'We apologize for the inconvenience' tatooed just above my junk?

I was not aware of this, but apparently that meant I was putting the matter to a vote, and she cast hers in the affirmative. She tells me that its unanimous unless there are other votes. I'm not all to sure on the logic here, but just for arguement's sake, any thoughts?

And yes Alice, this does make a liar of me for what I said earlier... 'tever.


  1. So I'm supposed to vote on this??????????????????

    I don't believe that having anything tatooed above your junk is necessarily the way to a womans heart. I know that was not the point but still, when you get old it will be below your junk and no one will see it anyway.

  2. oh I know. I'm just giving it due process. Also, I thought it was a rather humorous idea. So I can put you down as a "nay?" excellent.

    I don't really think that it drooping below is possible... but yeah.

    Once again I forget that people take me at my word about these things. I guess I'm weird enough to be credible