Also, you may have heard about the guerrilla marketing campaign that the governor and mayor here are calling a terrorist hoax. If you read between the lines, you'll see that the real reason they're pushing for felony charges is that they were too stupid to tell the difference between a lite brite and a bomb and they need the hammer to fall on someone else. Those things were put in 10 major cities and only one treated them as a threat to national security.
As a Bostonian I'm embarrassed.
I was talking with my friend Krista and at the spur of the moment we penned a parody of Dirty Water about it
I wanna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my town
I swear to god we're not all fools, baby
aww but my town almost threw down
Down by the river oh down by the tobin bridge so high
(oh that's where it's happenin baby)
that's where you'll find it in all it's fisher price blue and green
(aww but T riders are cool people)
BUT I LOVE THAT DIRTY LIGHT BRIGHT!!!!
AWWW BUT BOSTON YOU'RE BUFFOONS
Frustrated 5-0's I meana frustrated get flipped off and they're in the dark
(ain't that a shame?)
but I'm wishing and a hopin'
that there gonna let me in to Park
(it's already always a bitch to get a good spot)
BUT I LOVE THAT DIRTY LIGHT BRIGHT!!!!
AWWW BUT BOSTON YOU'RE BUFFOONS
lock them in prison, for challenging our shattered minds
(aww that happens daily anyway)
That shit wasn't funny, we'll put them in for two to five
(it was space terrorism baby)
BUT I LOVE THAT DIRTY LIGHT BRIGHT!!!!
AWWW BUT BOSTON YOU'RE BUFFOONS
CAUSE I LOVE THAT DIRTY LIGHT BRIGHT!!!!
AWWW BUT BOSTON YOU'RE BUFFOONS
I love that dirty light bright (I love it, Err)
I love that dirty light bright (Haven't you heard about the mooninites?)
I love that dirty light bright (can you see this boston?)
I love that dirty light bright(I'm doing it as hard as I've ever done)
I love that dirty light bright (I will Rock your FACE!)
You may not get the parenthetical remarks at the end if you're not familiar with Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which it should be mentioned is hilarious.
I tried to record it last night but the software got all wonky. If I can, I will.
Until then, or you know, the next time I post, check out that link back up there. Cool? Cool.
Later
