midnight open mike at ComedySportz last night. Its amazing how many people go in there knowing exactly what's going on, and just straight up refuse to hop onstage. That being said, I was up there a lot, so this wasn't entirely a bad thing. I didn't have my A game going onstage, but I had a few good one-liners
Host: OK, I need someone to tell me something somebody's said to you today
Girl in Audience: (holding up hands) It's this big
Host: Who the hell told you that?
Me: I did
Host: Really? Can I see you after the show?
Me: Depends, do you have any money?
Sadly, that exchange was signifigantly more entertaining than the scene that followed.
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