Tonight's primary results felt a lot like Game 7 of the Celtics-Hawks series.
Which is to say, Finally
further efforts by the Clinton camp will henceforth be referred to here by their true nature: a struggle to raise enough funds to cover the red ink. Naturally, they can't call it that, as I can only imagine that no one would put their hard earned dollars directly into Hillary's pocket (as the most significant debts of the campaign are owed to Hillary herself)
I'm feeling rather unburdened at the moment, partially due to big wins from the Celtics, the Red Sox, and Obama, partially due to a matter I probably need to keep off of the Internet. In any case, rather than attempt anything poignant, I'm going to share something extremely silly that I found on Youtube. I recommend playing it five times for maximum laughs