I've been tagged by Mimey. This is an odd one and that is what would have ensured my participation even were it not for the tag. As for the first question I promise that if I ever cut any songs as a rapper I will use that name. I'm not as sure about the alt rock thing as that wouldn't be entirely my call.
Rapper Name: Awestryke
Alternative Rock Band Name: Blind Lemon Catastrophe
Name your pain: uh well actually right now I'm having sort of a sneezing fit and my shoulders hurt with each sneeze but I get the idea that's not the point so umm... Ignorance and bad taste in others? Total lack of romantic/sexual activity in myself? Wait what was the question?
1 true word that symbolizes God: one "true" word? is there such a thing as a false word? hmm... Tetragrammaton. If this needs explanation (it does go beyond the mere definition of the word) I'll be glad to offer it.
1 True Love or 1 million dollars?: Come the revolution, the dollar will be worthless. Anyways if I don't believe that true love wouldn't inspire me to write something worthwhile and saleable (especially after I inevitably screwed it up) then I might as well give up right now.
Live Free or Die Stupid?: Is this really a question? In the words of Twain, we must endeavor so to live that when we die, even the undertaker is sorry.
Purest, Happiest Moment Ever (8 words or less): I should have seen it coming, but didn't
Most Influential Life Lesson: That the only universal constant is that you just don't fucking know. Which is a good thing. Always more to learn. Always something to surprise you.
Most Succeessful Person You Least Admire: I'd say George W Bush but the only thing he's succeeded at in his life has been to put him in the position to be a colossal failure. Therefore I'll say Donald Trump. He's just a corny douchebag with a shitty hairdo and fat sacks of cash money.
Where do we go when we die? (one word) Away
Worst TV show of the past decade: Probably Barney and Friends. An insipid children's show that helped get an entire generation used to insipid entertainment.
Best TV show of the past decade: Tough one. The best sitcom of the past decade is Coupling, no contest. But best show? Browncoat like I am, part of me wants to say Firefly and be done with it. Boston Legal enters the mind as well. And of course I'd have to make mention of the Simpsons. And the entirety of Adult Swim. Fuck. I didn't really answer this question, did I?
Still with me, yes or no?: Depends. Who are you? I'm not lost if that's what you mean.
Burning Building- baby or dog: Baby. If the dog was worth going in for then it would be a non-question because it'd already be sitting at my feet after having brought me the baby.
Who runs the world? (two words or less): the Man
Worst Idea You Ever Had: Hmm... luckily for me the worst ideas I've had have been the ones I never followed through on like, "I should have a kid before I turn 20" (I think I was like 7 when that gem crossed my mind) Oh and then there was that time I thought I wanted to become a priest but within the year renounced my Catholicism. That one was fun.
Shittiest Job You Ever Had: Oh Sam Goody, hands down. Doing more work than I was for Blockbuster for less pay
Best Job You Ever Had: Aquatics Instructor at Camp Storer. Sure the money was no good but I was 15 and I didn't need it then.
I think the tags will go out to Jason, Cooper, and Miz B.