Spoke with the man who taught me most of what I know about theater. He told me that Creon would be a good role for me. I trust him. Apparently, it wasn't my height this time. Its still something that hangs over me though. Perhaps too much.
A Scottish palaeontologist is now claiming that the Loch Ness monster was actually a circus elephant. Rumors that the Loch Ness Board of Tourism have put a price on his head were dismissed as unfounded.
Secretary of Treasury John Snow has asked Congress to raise the debt cap to 8.3 trillion dollars. Damn do I wish that shit could work for me. On the other side of financial responsibility... Did you hear that? That was the sound of the executive branch sucking.
The rest is silence. For now at least.
UPDATE 6:33 AM: An unexpected trip to a 24-hour coffee place with a friend at around 3 and my subsequent arrival home at around 4 with a signifigant amount of caffeine in me caused me to end my silence at BIO. My enthralling topic? Bush asks Congress for a power that was deemed unconstitutional in 1998, before the Supreme Court became his bitch. When reached for comment, the American voting public had this to say: "What the fuck? How did Crash beat Brokeback Mountain?!"