my RILFs. Not required reading by any means.

Well, in the end, now that Shayna has participated in the RILF meme, I've run out of reasons not to. (though let's face it, I was probably going to do this anyways) For anyone who didn't know already, RILF stands for Reader I'd Like to Fuck. I tried to think of some new spin to put on it, but in the end I just decided to go with the five-person list.


Transcience is overwhelmingly sensual, such that her sexuality and her intellect seem impossible to seperate. Her wildly imaginative and evocative writings make no mystery of that. Her photos reveal that she is as sexy as her writing, and one gets the idea that she knows what she's doing.

Vesper is a hot mom who plays the guitar and the bass. I can't tell you how sexy that is within the scope of this post. Also, she makes frequent references to her crush on Katherine Moennig. I really don't need to elaborate on that. She also holds the distinction of being the hottest woman with whom I've discussed Stephen Hawking, and what on earth is sexier than quantum mechanics?

Dylann is, a smart, sexy blogger with a voice that's quite hot in that it sounds kind of shy even though you know the person who owns it isn't. She is also a fantastic poet, and while she hasn't been around here for a while, I would be remiss not to include her.

Shayna is a hot mom with a heart of gold and a terrific voice. And she plays the guitar, and as I've said, female guitarists are always sexy as hell (I may actually write another post explaining why). Unfortunately (well, I guess fortunately for her, really, but unfortunately for the intents and purposes of this list), she's married, so... yeah, that won't happen, but its a hell of a thought


Alice embodies the sexy and smart archetype in rare form. And its not just that she posesses those two qualities; she has a sexy intellect and a smart sexiness (if that makes any sense). I cannot imagine a universe in which she would not be good company. Moreover, Alice is passionate, compassionate, and so hot as to make a scalding seem like a cold shower.

It should be noticed that both Shayna and Alice get extra points for putting Leigh in their RILF. I'm going to savor that thought for a moment...




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Ahem. Of course the general motif here has been smart and sexy. I wouldn't have it any other way. Of course, as I adhered to the list of five precedent as set by Alice there were some notable exceptions; pretty much everyone in my sidebar who isn't a dude. (sorry, dudes)

I'll probably be back with something later on.