a haiku-length post on the news, to be followed with something potentially more robust

Kansas has approved Intelligent Design.

My cousins used to live in Kansas. Luckily for them they moved to Minnesota last year.

This is getting out of hand, and there is no sign yet of a way to stop it

Ironically, the fact that these people who are voting in favor of this measure are capable of reproduction is a better arguement against Darwinism than anyone in all this has made.

Then again, it's also a solid arguement against Intelligent Design (not that there need be any more of those).